If you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex.

Jenny "How are you?"
Bette "How were you, when your life fell apart?"
Jenny "A mess."
Bette "That's it. That's me. .. I keep replaying it over and over again in my head, trying to figure out the exact moment I could've stopped myself."
Jenny "No, you can't do that. Because we all make mistakes."
Bette "Not me. Not like this."